梅拉尼亞回憶錄遭嘲笑:寫作真艱難!

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《每日秀》嘲笑梅拉尼亞的“ChatGPT”書籍:寫作很難

這是真的

“人們經常拿這段婚姻開玩笑,但當我看到他們共同利用我們的政治系統賣東西以牟取私利時,我看到的是兩個靈魂伴侶。”

由 Michael Boyle 發表於 2024年10月10日 凌晨1:59

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前第一夫人梅拉尼亞·特朗普的首部回憶錄《梅拉尼亞》已經面世。而《每日秀》的常駐主持人喬丹·克萊珀對書中的內容並不感到印象深刻。

“我想給大家讀一段簡短的內容,讓你們感受一下,”克萊珀在週三晚上的節目中告訴觀眾。“這是真的:第78頁,就在特朗普贏得2016年選舉之後……”

這段內容描述了梅拉尼亞·特朗普如何對她的丈夫說:“恭喜你。這是一個了不起的成就。那麼多其他人,你贏了。你是美國總統。”

根據梅拉尼亞·特朗普的說法,她的丈夫回答說:“而你是第一夫人。祝你好運。”

克萊珀開玩笑道:“這一刻真是讓人流淚。這是一個溫馨的時刻,絕對不是由ChatGPT創造的。”

提到2016年梅拉尼亞·特朗普涉嫌抄襲她前任的演講一事,克萊珀補充道:“原來,當你沒有米歇爾·奧巴馬可以抄襲時,寫作真的很難。”

“你知道,人們經常拿這段婚姻開玩笑,”克萊珀說,“但當我看到他們共同利用我們的政治系統賣東西以牟取私利時,我看到的是兩個靈魂伴侶。”

克萊珀還抨擊了卡馬拉·哈里斯在週二接受《The View》節目採訪時的表現,當被問及她會做什麼與喬·拜登不同的事情時,她回答說:“沒什麼事情浮現在腦海。”

“拜託,副總統女士,這是一個區別於不受歡迎的政府的機會,”克萊珀敦促道。“當然,你會做些不同的事情。”

隨後他播放了一段哈里斯在原回答後補充道,承諾她的內閣中會有一名共和黨人。

“好吧,”克萊珀不屑地說。“喬·拜登做的一切,加上共和黨人。這是一個狡猾的舉動,通過承諾進行多樣性招聘來吸引共和黨人,你知道的?他們一向愛這個。”

作為編輯,我認為這篇文章揭示了美國政治中諷刺和幽默的一面。喬丹·克萊珀利用幽默的方式,揭露了梅拉尼亞·特朗普和她的丈夫在政治和個人利益間的微妙關係。這種幽默的批判方式,不僅讓觀眾在笑聲中反思政治人物的行為,更突顯了媒體在監督和揭露真相中的重要角色。

同時,文章也揭示了卡馬拉·哈里斯在面對媒體時的尷尬時刻,這反映了她在政治策略上的不足。這提醒我們,政治人物必須時刻準備好應對挑戰,特別是在公眾面前。

總的來說,這篇文章通過幽默和批判的方式,讓我們看到了政治人物在公眾形象和實際行動之間的矛盾。這種報道方式,不僅增添了閱讀的趣味性,更促使我們深思政治中的各種現象。

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